no, it’s not charlene, or charlotte, or short for anything.
it’s CHARLEY dammit.
It’s Jessinta, not Jessica. That’s my cousin, thank you very much. Most stick to Jess or Jessi, and I’m fine with that.
not CHERISSA, not CLARISSA, no THERESA. C.A.R.I.S.S.A goons.
NOT XINGXING/JINGJING/QINGQING/XINGQING BUT QIN FUCKING XIN MOFOS.
Fiona is pronounced as FEE-OH-NER, not FIO-NAH, bloody Singaporeansxzsxzsss.
Strangely, only Singaporeans mispronounce my name. Not Ma-e or Mai or Ma (WTF?!), its May but spelt in a unique way : D
It’s Janet with a T, not Janice. I used to go around telling people (when I was a little kid), “It’s J-A-N-E-T. Janet.”