My friend does tattoos. Yesterday he was bored and said he’d give me a free tattoo if I went visit him. My daddy would killlll me. I’m too indecisive anyway.

Oooh…I would love to have a tattoo, but like you my dad would kill me.

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.