snitchesandstitches:

cosimcute:

meliohmy:

christinas-blog:

highanddriving:

tsoaf:

camillabrown:

dollarcoin:

intelligentlyscrewed:

scattegories:

melyssawithay:

scatterhearted:

somethingintellectual:

alakazannah:

My boyfriend’s is HELL! TRUE MAN. Oh yes.

JESUS! CIVIL NASAL.

TOLERABLE, TENDER HEALER ELEMENTS. Hahah, that works.

MOSTLY HOARSEN. LOL WHAT

ARCH AND ANUS

OH MY GOD

LOVEMAKING ON AIRHEAD. WHAT THE FUCK. Bonus: when I did Gabe’s name his was ADORABLE RAPID OUTRAGES. THAT IS SO FITTING.

A RURAL SNUB, WTAF SCREW YOU ANAGRAM MACHINE.

CALL WIN RAMBO

TACTILE OR NOBLY

MANLIKE WHIMSY LEACH

IS CHOICER LARCENIST (I looked larcenist up and it’s a thief)

I’M TACTLESS, SO

EARLY SQUISHES lol i win

HALF-NAKED ERECTIONS

INSERT MAJOR (kind of funny since I’ve changed majors so many times)


About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.