Me: OH MY GOD!
Mother: What now?
Me: *incomprehensible sound*
Mother: Are you okay, did you choke on something?!
Me: NAKED.
Mother: Who is? What are you doing?!
Me: HIS IS.
Mother: Who?
Me: HIM!
Mother: Oh, tall one? Swedish, blonde, can’t pronounce his name? Skars…Skarsh… him?
Me: YES.
Mother: Oh, God. [calls to brother] She’s off again…
Brother: I’m going for a run.
