Panning over Forks…again
JEKIB ROCKING THE VOICEOVERRR
Bella *dramatically* turns her head away in pain, she’s been hurt before k
Edward and Bella be making out…ew, Volterra scenes are the worst… but the best too -_-
Urgh Taylor talking about how *totally awesome!* New Moon is! UNECESSARY. GIVE US MORE WOLVES.
Snore Edward leaves, snore Bella has bad fashion sense, curling up on the ground and listening to the Cure or whatever she does
TAYLOR TALKIN BOUT DEPRESSION MAKES DEPRESSION ATTRACTIVE
Bells and TayJay walkin on the beach… he has short hair…. it’s hot ngl
Bells and TayJay walkin in a field…. he has long hair… it’s hot ngl
HUGGIN BY THE TRUCK OMG I WANT A JACOB
More KStew closeups, snore, you clutch that hole in yo chest gurrrrlll
JEKIB WON’T EVA HURT YOU, HAS AMAZING BODY, IS KIND OF BOOTIFUL
.. JACOB JUMPS DOWN FROM TREES OUTSIDE YO WINDOW :O..
TayTay talkin bout how Jekib is like fifty million pounds bigger, he looks pretty impressed with himself lmao, you tell em TayJay
BIKES R HEAVY BUT TAYJAY IS A PRO WRESTLER AND TAKES STEROIDS SO HE CAN HANDLE IT
Bella is suspicious because she has a supernaturaldar, like a gaydar but only for hot men around Forks with sekrits
SUM SEXY GLANCES BETWEEN BELLA AND HER SUN
Taytay is takin’ it up a whole nother notch, yall
Bella is an effing idiot and tanks her bike, but secretly does it to make Jekib take his shirt off, a million fangirls thank her
INDIAN BOYS WITH NO SHIRTS, FUCKYEAH, BELLA GROWS A BACKBONE, I WAS SUPRISED
PAUL WANTS TO JUMP HER, BUT SAM PULLS RANK
1:08 – 1:11…. there are no words….
TAYLOR SAYS THE FANS R GONNA BE HAPPY FUCKKKKYEAHHH
Okay okay now for the really quick flashes of everything in the movie:
Volterra boringness, Jane is a badass, Laurent gets *frisky*, more Volterra, VICTORIA IS EPIC,
FUCKING HELL YES BELLA AND JACOB YOU ALMOST KISS, YOU, HOTDAMNN
, Edward’s new painface – I call it – Volterra, more Victoria, Jake phases but we’ve already seen it,
THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON
DONT MAKE JEKIB ANGRY, U WON’T LIKE IT WHEN HE’S ANGRY.
Watch and report!
XD lmfao. I can’t read this without laughing. I love eet.