New Moon Trailer #2, step by step;


decoystars:

fuckyeahtwilight:

Panning over Forks…again

JEKIB ROCKING THE VOICEOVERRR

Bella *dramatically* turns her head away in pain, she’s been hurt before k

Edward and Bella be making out…ew, Volterra scenes are the worst… but the best too -_-

Urgh Taylor talking about how *totally awesome!* New Moon is! UNECESSARY. GIVE US MORE WOLVES.

Snore Edward leaves, snore Bella has bad fashion sense, curling up on the ground and listening to the Cure or whatever she does

TAYLOR TALKIN BOUT DEPRESSION MAKES DEPRESSION ATTRACTIVE

Bells and TayJay walkin on the beach… he has short hair…. it’s hot ngl

Bells and TayJay walkin in a field…. he has long hair… it’s hot ngl

HUGGIN BY THE TRUCK OMG I WANT A JACOB

More KStew closeups, snore, you clutch that hole in yo chest gurrrrlll

JEKIB WON’T EVA HURT YOU, HAS AMAZING BODY, IS KIND OF BOOTIFUL

.. JACOB JUMPS DOWN FROM TREES OUTSIDE YO WINDOW :O..

TayTay talkin bout how Jekib is like fifty million pounds bigger, he looks pretty impressed with himself lmao, you tell em TayJay

BIKES R HEAVY BUT TAYJAY IS A PRO WRESTLER AND TAKES STEROIDS SO HE CAN HANDLE IT

Bella is suspicious because she has a supernaturaldar, like a gaydar but only for hot men around Forks with sekrits

SUM SEXY GLANCES BETWEEN BELLA AND HER SUN

Taytay is takin’ it up a whole nother notch, yall

Bella is an effing idiot and tanks her bike, but secretly does it to make Jekib take his shirt off, a million fangirls thank her

INDIAN BOYS WITH NO SHIRTS, FUCKYEAH, BELLA GROWS A BACKBONE, I WAS SUPRISED

PAUL WANTS TO JUMP HER, BUT SAM PULLS RANK

1:08 – 1:11…. there are no words….

TAYLOR SAYS THE FANS R GONNA BE HAPPY FUCKKKKYEAHHH

Okay okay now for the really quick flashes of everything in the movie:

Volterra boringness, Jane is a badass, Laurent gets *frisky*, more Volterra, VICTORIA IS EPIC,

FUCKING HELL YES BELLA AND JACOB YOU ALMOST KISS, YOU, HOTDAMNN

, Edward’s new painface – I call it – Volterra, more Victoria, Jake phases but we’ve already seen it,

THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOON

DONT MAKE JEKIB ANGRY, U WON’T LIKE IT WHEN HE’S ANGRY.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjEXssSkPl8

Watch and report!

XD lmfao. I can’t read this without laughing. I love eet.

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