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I swear like a sailor and it’s most unladylike.

i do. and my mother cries every time i say it.

I like to say it, yet no one ever seems to hear me say it.

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.