Ray: You know, there oughta at least be some grammar test before you’re out here blowing shit up with heavy weapons.
Brad: If they did that fucking buck-toothed, cross-eyed, sister-fucking hicks like you wouldn’t get in either.

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.