Today my friend told me she didn’t like Harry Potter. I gasped and called her a “filthy mudblood”. She responded with “twitchy little ferret, aren’t you malfoy.” Only a true fan would know that line. I hope she knows I’m on to her. MLIA


About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.