Today at walmart I heard a girl tell her dad she didn’t want a Harry Potter back pack because it’s not cool and stupid. I shouted AVADA KEDAVRA at her and her dad fell to the floor pretendeding to die. I feel that I successfully embarrassed her and punished her for saying Harry Potter was stupid.

i wish things like this happened in my life.


About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.