sometimes i wish the internet didn’t exist.


I am fully convinced I have Swine Flu:

  • a sudden fever (a high body temperature of 38°C/100.4°F or above)
  • a sudden cough,
  • headache,
  • tiredness,
  • chills,
  • aching muscles,
  • limb or joint pain,
  • diarrhea or stomach upset,
  • sore throat,
  • runny nose,
  • sneezing,
  • loss of appetite.

COOL. Thanks body, for making me think I have the Swine.

I should probably go to the doctor, eh?

If you feel that bad, then yeah…go to the doctor, unless you think it might be hypochondria.  If you’re sure it isn’t, then get it checked out because I’d hate for you to die.

About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.