prettyfuckingninja: wecannonball:

Lance Cpl. Harold James Trombley: Hey, Person. Didn’t your mom put your picture up on the Wal-Mart wall of heroes?
Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Yep. My grandma did when I went to Afghanistan. I’m on the Nevada, Missouri Wal-Mart wall of heroes. Even got my dress blues on.
Sgt. Brad ‘Iceman’ Colbert: If my mother ever distributed my likeness without written authorization, I would disown her.
Cpl. Josh Ray Person: Technically speaking, Brad, but didn’t your biological parents disown you when they put you up for adoption?
Sgt. Brad ‘Iceman’ Colbert: Point, Ray. I was one of those unfortunates adopted by upper-middle-class professionals and nurtured in an environment of learning, art, and a socio-religious culture steeped in over two thousand years of talmudic tradition. Not everyone is lucky enough to have been raised in a Whiskey Tango trailer park by a bowlegged female whose sole qualification for motherhood is a womb that happened to catch a sperm of a passing truck driver.
Cpl. Josh Ray Person: At least my mom took me to Nascar!


About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.