Alas, I am lazy 1


I am a lazy bumpkin right now. I am taking a break on my first day of “work”. Okay, so in a way, I’m self-employed, but still I can take a break when I feel the urge to right? I mean, that is allowed. Before you start doing the whole fact check thing, yes, I’m still on disability, but I’m also working. I’m working 3 hours a day on something very important to me. What is it? Well, I’ll let you know, when everything is official. I don’t want to jinx anything right now. All I know is that if I do get to do what I want to do, y’all have to be happy and supportive, if you’re my friends, because that’s what friends do.

I have to keep this whole thing secret, kind of, though if you did some snooping, you would figure it out. I’ve got it posted in some not so secret places on the web, but I’m not telling what places those are. I’ve also told two friends and two family members. I’m not the best with the whole secrecy thing. I don’t know what I’ll do if this whole thing actually comes together and I get to go through with the whole thing as I plan to do it on paper. If I do, then it will mean keeping a lot of secrets and keeping up with a lot of information that I’ll have very little use for in the average day-to-day living, but if someone actually pays attention to what I have done with my “work”, then I will have to possibly answer questions about it.

Curious yet?

I feel like I am dangling a carrot in front of an unsuspecting rabbit, hoping that he or she will bite at the chance, but then I know if that rabbit comes running, I’ll probably just pull away and then dangle said carrot again.

I’m a bit of a devious creature, aren’t I?


About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.