Use a Bidet, It’ll Make You Feel Good

I’m not serious about the bidet thing. It just is something that came up on the way from the Stake Center to the “Secret Government Project” on Thursday night. So what exactly is a secret government project? It’s basically my way of saying, having fun, but not telling people what exactly we were doing to have fun. Don’t worry, it was nothing dirty. It was just a little get together thing. You wouldn’t believe how many people were texting us and calling us to see why we’d left Institute early. Of course, we were a little suspicious. Maybe if we had all sat on separate rows, then no one would have gone, “Where’d they go?” Ah, I don’t know.

It’s college football season, which, if you know me, isn’t my favorite time of year. Admittedly, I will watch the games, sort of, but I don’t really enjoy it all that much. Mainly because I associate football with Auburn football and my dad’s attitude when they do anything that is not scoring points for them. I know a lot of people just love it to death when they can sit back and watch the games, but not me. I would rather watch movies on Saturdays.

Well, I ordered clothes yesterday from Alloy and a DVD thing and CD from Amazon. So what did I order? Lots of shirts, I’ll try to take pictures when they get here. As for the DVD thing, I got Gilmore Girls 1st Season and the soundtrack to…wait for it…Gilmore Girls. Yeah, I know, probably a little dorky, but GG reminds me so much of my mom and me. I mean, we are almost exactly like Rory and Lorelai. Of course, our relationship is not quite as healthy as theirs is, which is saying something since their relationship would not be healthy if it were real. My mom and I are close. Really close. We’re best friends. We’re kind of lucky like that, but it also holds us back at the same time. How? Well, my mom and I won’t do things sometimes because we’re afraid to upset or leave the other one behind. Also, we drive people crazy by finishing each other’s thoughts or totally leaving a subject up in the air to the other people around us. We will have finished it in our heads, but we don’t necessarily say what we’ve done or thought or whatever.

I was going to go to Family Home Evening on Monday night, but it’ll be Labor Day and I don’t think Jennifer is going, so I would have no ride. Not many people are going. Most people have stuff to do that night. Probably family stuff.

Oh, one of the non-secret things that Jennifer, Caleb, Jamie, and I did on Thursday was going to Bridge Street Town Centre. I took a bunch of pictures while we were there. My favorite is the one of the “lake”. I also like some that I took of Jennifer and Caleb sitting/standing around. They honestly look like they’re from an Old Navy commercial. They’re posted at morrisfamilyphotos.net under Fun. The only bad thing about that night was that I was wearing new shoes and I walked A LOT. Well, when you have on new shoes, particularly ones that rub on your feet, you get blisters. So I’ve been walking around with Band-Aids on my feet for the past couple of days. Not fun. But it’s cool. I guess it’s the price you pay for socializing, even if the socialization isn’t as much as the darn therapist wants.

I finally got to do something last night that I hadn’t done in a long time. I got to make my famous macaroni and cheese. Not the store kind, but some that has a lot of REAL cheese in it. Yay! Of course, it’s totally unhealthy, but sometimes you have to have unhealthy stuff.

I had to stop going to Hollywood Video for a while, which was kind of crappy, but I recently started going again and restarted my MVP subscription. We rented 1408 last time, and it was good. Very funny movie. No, I’m not joking, it really is a FUNNY movie. My dad was a bit scared and weirded out by it, but then when I said I thought it was hilarious, he was more scared and weirded out by me. Haha. We had to take that movie back today, so I rented Enchanted and Penelope, while my dad got Beowolf. Such a guy movie.

I’m sitting here staring at the word count number, trying to reach the beloved 1000 mark, but it’s alluded me so far. As of a couple of seconds ago, I had only typed 782 words. I really have to come up with some more words if I expect to get to 1000, don’t I?

Is there an easy way to make all your entries tagged properly without going back and redoing the tags on them? I’ll have to find out.

Do you know what song does not appear to be a favorite among my church friends? “I Kissed a Girl”. I guess that makes sense. It’s a fun song, though. You don’t have to take yourself seriously when you sing it. I think it would be a cool song for the Karaoke Concert Series, but I didn’t suggest it because KCS is a YSA thing, and the YSA doing a song about a girl kissing a girl would probably be frowned upon by the church.

I want to listen to music while I’m sitting here typing my life away, but I can’t. I don’t have headphones and my mom is sleeping just a few feet away. It would definitely wake her if I started playing some of my music, though she claims she can tune out the music I listen to. I don’t think she can do that when she’s not consciously aware that it’s MY music.

Oooh. Just a few more words and I shall reach the coveted, lovely, and wanted 1000 mark. I wondered something as I was sitting here typing so many gosh darn words. How long does it take you to write a blog entry? For me, if it takes more than 10 or 15 minutes to write a long entry, then it’s taking too long. Seriously. I mean, I’ve been typing this for like 7 minutes now. Not long at all. Type fast and have a short attention span shall be my new motto.

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