Flavored Water


Flavored water is the essence of my life. I no longer can go a day without enjoying the zest of peaches, strawberries, or black cherries. Needless to say, the local Kroger store is profiting from my new drinking habit.

So what is the point of Caffeine Free, Calorie Free, Sodium Free, Sugar Free flavored water, you might ask? Well, here’s the point:

It’s caffeine free, which means no tummy aches.
It’s calorie free, which means no extra tummy flab.
It’s sodium free, which means heart healthy.
It’s sugar free, which gives me one more day to go without over-sugaring my hypoglycemic body.
And it’s FLAVORED WATER!

Now, I know you must be thinking that it is a disgrace to flavor your water. Especially all of you who drink the virginal water from the tap or from bottles or for some of you…the toilet. However, I happen to enjoy the essence of flavored water. It’s like drinking plain water with fruit and bubbles in it!

Now if you aren’t a dutz like me, that probably makes no sense.

Just think of it this way:
water = dull and an old passtime
fruit = calories, sugar (albeit the good kind)
flavored water = the essence of the day

Thank you and good night!


About Janet Morris

I'm from Huntsville, Alabama. I've got as many college credits as a doctorate candidate, and the GPA of some of them, too. I have a boss by the name of Amy Pond. She's a dachshund. My parents both grew up in Alabama.